[There's a few of these things he didn't know, admittedly, but if he were in person he would still roll his eyes. He's especially unimpressed with "The things I don't have control over right now scare the hell out of me, Qrow."]
yeah well join the club i've spent my whole life being terrified of things out of my control and having to find ways to do something about them anyway
[The angriest possible way to tell someone about your Semblance without actually telling them anything of substance? Check.]
but you'll have to forgive me if i don't exactly buy that you're suddenly soooo concerned about ruby's well-being now
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yeah well join the club
i've spent my whole life being terrified of things out of my control and having to find ways to do something about them anyway
[The angriest possible way to tell someone about your Semblance without actually telling them anything of substance? Check.]
but you'll have to forgive me if i don't exactly buy that you're suddenly soooo concerned about ruby's well-being now