[How it is going is Not Great, he's got lemonade up his nose and mental images he can never unsee for the rest of his life. rip.
Okay. Okay okay. He can do this. He can handle this, he can--]
How uh, how...did you get the idea that James wanted to. Ride. H-his...pogo stick...?
[He cannot do this at all. His voice practically squeaks in secondhand mortification here. He's tempted to dramatically flop over and throw his face into the pillows before he has to talk about any of this.]
So me and Emerald were talking about it- Well about Ozpin's cane and it being a pogo stick, but it goes kind of deeper than that.
So... You remember when Ozpin was in my head?
Well, we sent a couple people texts to kind of let him know he was back and okay.
And we might have been texting General Ironwood at one point.
And he like definitely has the hots for Oz.
Like it's not subtle at all.
[Look at the time. Maybe we she should change the subject.]
But like-We didn't text you or Glynda, because we were still trying to figure out how to approach the whole. Ozpin was inside my head thing, because it was super weird and awkward at the time.
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She is also dying squirtle.]
So... Uh-
I thought the secret to Ozpin's cane was that it was secretly a pogo stick.
...And I might have given other people the idea that James wanted to ride it.
Apparently they might have taken that for something else?
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Okay. Okay okay. He can do this. He can handle this, he can--]
How uh, how...did you get the idea that James wanted to. Ride. H-his...pogo stick...?
[He cannot do this at all. His voice practically squeaks in secondhand mortification here. He's tempted to dramatically flop over and throw his face into the pillows before he has to talk about any of this.]
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How to explain this to Uncle Qrow.]
[Uh. Okay. This is kind of weird.
How to explain this to Uncle Qrow.]
So me and Emerald were talking about it- Well about Ozpin's cane and it being a pogo stick, but it goes kind of deeper than that.
So... You remember when Ozpin was in my head?
Well, we sent a couple people texts to kind of let him know he was back and okay.
And we might have been texting General Ironwood at one point.
And he like definitely has the hots for Oz.
Like it's not subtle at all.
[Look at the time. Maybe we she should change the subject.]
But like-We didn't text you or Glynda, because we were still trying to figure out how to approach the whole. Ozpin was inside my head thing, because it was super weird and awkward at the time.
Even if we did start getting along at the end.