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[luckthis]

ah yes the dreaded organic aisle
it's seasoned you can't really taste them
afraid you might like something that hasn't been deep-fried or made in a lab?

[bolstafir]

hey i have no problem with the organic aisle overall
it has fruit

[A BIRD BITCH LOVES FRUIT]

i'm more worried my tongue will fall asleep
from sheer boredom

[luckthis]

Explains why the bags of grapes I get rarely make it a day

I can keep your tongue from getting bored.

[ Wait. ]


Wait

[bolstafir]

[GODDAMN IT, CLOVER EBI

There's a good minute of silence while Qrow regains control over his lungs after aspirating at least an entire mouthful of lemonade. He'll. He'll clean that up later. Ahem.]

wow
that was almost smooth

[Lucky it's text so he can pretend he was the smooth one for once. :)]

[luckthis]

[ Clover almost doesn't hear his Fluid buzz. He had gone full ostrich and shoved his head into the pile of pillows on his bed.

Time to save face ]

Think you can do better?

[ Nailed it ]

[bolstafir]

[Totally. The flirting levels aren't escalating at all, over here.]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[That 'm' is intentionally dragged out just to be as obnoxious as possible.

And then, just to gently torture Clover a little with the dreaded ". . ."s, he gets up, gets a paper towel up the lemonade he spilled, then pours himself some more.]

you'll just have to wait and see
after we go shopping

[luckthis]

[ Clover stared at the ...s winking in and out of existence and felt like he was at the end of a yo-yo string. When his Fluid vibrated he nearly dropped it. Lucky catch that he didn't.

Can't wait

Delete

It's a date

Delete ]

It's an event.