[Blink blink. Ok, she was surprised, legitimately surprised.]
You know, I was about to call you on bullshit there for a sec.
But you wouldn't bother, I don't think. So, if you need someone to beat the crap out of and get beat in turn? I can be your pint sized punching bag for this.
Bladed weapons, or blunted?
[She also thought about asking why, but opted not. It probably wasn't her business, and she could imagine about a thousand reasons to want to get it out of the system.]
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You know, I was about to call you on bullshit there for a sec.
But you wouldn't bother, I don't think.
So, if you need someone to beat the crap out of and get beat in turn?
I can be your pint sized punching bag for this.
Bladed weapons, or blunted?
[She also thought about asking why, but opted not. It probably wasn't her business, and she could imagine about a thousand reasons to want to get it out of the system.]