[You've just spared yourself soy sauce butter doritos, Clover. Thank the Brothers.]
you can pick when we go, there's usually a whole shelf dedicated to those things meanwhile walnut chili sounds like a crime against humanity but i'll accept two spoonful's worth additional spoonfuls will have to be purchased with more cheetos
ah yes the dreaded organic aisle it's seasoned you can't really taste them afraid you might like something that hasn't been deep-fried or made in a lab?
There's a good minute of silence while Qrow regains control over his lungs after aspirating at least an entire mouthful of lemonade. He'll. He'll clean that up later. Ahem.]
wow that was almost smooth
[Lucky it's text so he can pretend he was the smooth one for once. :)]
[Totally. The flirting levels aren't escalating at all, over here.]
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[That 'm' is intentionally dragged out just to be as obnoxious as possible.
And then, just to gently torture Clover a little with the dreaded ". . ."s, he gets up, gets a paper towel up the lemonade he spilled, then pours himself some more.]
you'll just have to wait and see after we go shopping
[ Clover stared at the ...s winking in and out of existence and felt like he was at the end of a yo-yo string. When his Fluid vibrated he nearly dropped it. Lucky catch that he didn't.
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Forgot who I was talking to
[ Clover never did try that casserole Oscar because SOMEONE inhaled it ]
Four cheetos
and the spicy ones so I can ignore that nuclear orange fake, powdered cheese taste
[ just holy matrihomie here ]
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four spicy cheetos and a dorito of your choice and we've got a deal
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wait
there's different kinds of doritos?
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ohhhh clover
you have NO idea
also: not really
cardboard is cardboard
[Bring on your organic gluten-free keto nightmare, he's ready.]
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but even I don't to test my luck here
don't be a child
healthy doesn't mean tasteless
wait until you try my protein packed walnut chili
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[You've just spared yourself soy sauce butter doritos, Clover. Thank the Brothers.]
you can pick when we go, there's usually a whole shelf dedicated to those things
meanwhile walnut chili sounds like a crime against humanity but i'll accept two spoonful's worth
additional spoonfuls will have to be purchased with more cheetos
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it's seasoned you can't really taste them
afraid you might like something that hasn't been deep-fried or made in a lab?
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it has fruit
[A BIRD BITCH LOVES FRUIT]
i'm more worried my tongue will fall asleep
from sheer boredom
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I can keep your tongue from getting bored.
[ Wait. ]
Wait
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There's a good minute of silence while Qrow regains control over his lungs after aspirating at least an entire mouthful of lemonade. He'll. He'll clean that up later. Ahem.]
wow
that was almost smooth
[Lucky it's text so he can pretend he was the smooth one for once. :)]
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Time to save face ]
Think you can do better?
[ Nailed it ]
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[That 'm' is intentionally dragged out just to be as obnoxious as possible.
And then, just to gently torture Clover a little with the dreaded ". . ."s, he gets up, gets a paper towel up the lemonade he spilled, then pours himself some more.]
you'll just have to wait and see
after we go shopping
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Can't wait
Delete
It's a date
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It's an event.