i'll see if we have room in the fridge for the meat
[He's pretty sure that's Alice's idea of a great blessing, anyway. Though honestly, after having had to clean the chunks of Sayo out of her own bedroom he's really not in the mood for meat lately, but that'd take more energy than he can spare to explain. Case in point, that question--]
i'm fine
[This is, of course, a lie. If he were anywhere near fine, he'd maybe have made a job about it being his duty as an adult to be weird and embarrassing to kids. But the humor doesn't really find him, today. It hasn't all week, really.]
[ The mysterious gift proves to be a pat on the head, delivered by way of one of her hovering hops. This is of deep significance to Alice, who is of the opinion that just about anyone would do better in life if they got more headpats. Frankly, people do not do it to her enough these days and she's gonna grow up weird like y'all just see if she does not. ]
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[He's pretty sure that's Alice's idea of a great blessing, anyway. Though honestly, after having had to clean the chunks of Sayo out of her own bedroom he's really not in the mood for meat lately, but that'd take more energy than he can spare to explain. Case in point, that question--]
i'm fine
[This is, of course, a lie. If he were anywhere near fine, he'd maybe have made a job about it being his duty as an adult to be weird and embarrassing to kids. But the humor doesn't really find him, today. It hasn't all week, really.]
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[ for one, if alice gave him meat then that would be less meat for her and that is not a sacrifice she feels willing to make currently ]
I am a well rounded young lady and I have [ she can't spell resources either ] lots of shit at my disposal
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well, see you then
[Not even going to tease her about what kind of shit she has at her disposal, apparently.]
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