[ The mysterious gift proves to be a pat on the head, delivered by way of one of her hovering hops. This is of deep significance to Alice, who is of the opinion that just about anyone would do better in life if they got more headpats. Frankly, people do not do it to her enough these days and she's gonna grow up weird like y'all just see if she does not. ]
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[ for one, if alice gave him meat then that would be less meat for her and that is not a sacrifice she feels willing to make currently ]
I am a well rounded young lady and I have [ she can't spell resources either ] lots of shit at my disposal
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well, see you then
[Not even going to tease her about what kind of shit she has at her disposal, apparently.]
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