[The insult and the misspelling pretty much bounce off him, honestly, not least because he's been aggressively having echoes of that kind of feeling all month. The corruption train has definitely left the station and it is not coming back anytime soon.
He almost considers not answering the message, but -- well, she's one of Break's. And he promised to watch their backs when things got rough. Even if he can't ... seem to even get it right with his own household right now.]
go ahead and tell me
[That. Does not sound particularly sassy or irreverent, huh. Does not help the generally "off" vibe birb-sensei has had recently.]
[ very reasonable, bending to all her wishes and demands before she even has to make them. this is obviously as it should be and all but since he has saved her some time on that front she is feeling rather magnanimous]
good, I will see you tomorrow and bestow upon you my great blessing
you will need it, you have been extra weird lately
[ that last part may not have been necessary to write out loud but alice is, as is known, Like This ]
i'll see if we have room in the fridge for the meat
[He's pretty sure that's Alice's idea of a great blessing, anyway. Though honestly, after having had to clean the chunks of Sayo out of her own bedroom he's really not in the mood for meat lately, but that'd take more energy than he can spare to explain. Case in point, that question--]
i'm fine
[This is, of course, a lie. If he were anywhere near fine, he'd maybe have made a job about it being his duty as an adult to be weird and embarrassing to kids. But the humor doesn't really find him, today. It hasn't all week, really.]
[ The mysterious gift proves to be a pat on the head, delivered by way of one of her hovering hops. This is of deep significance to Alice, who is of the opinion that just about anyone would do better in life if they got more headpats. Frankly, people do not do it to her enough these days and she's gonna grow up weird like y'all just see if she does not. ]
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He almost considers not answering the message, but -- well, she's one of Break's. And he promised to watch their backs when things got rough. Even if he can't ... seem to even get it right with his own household right now.]
go ahead and tell me
[That. Does not sound particularly sassy or irreverent, huh. Does not help the generally "off" vibe birb-sensei has had recently.]
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SKITESITHEWEAPON BROKE IS WHY[ She wants to ask him how to spell scyhthe(???) right but like, that's not what its time to focus on. And he's being SO weird anyway!! ]
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[Can this month give him a fucking break already. He's so tired.]
right i'll get you a new practice one
[Sarona was desperate to do him a favor before, and now he actually needs one. So.]
hang tight till tomorrow
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good, I will see you tomorrow and bestow upon you my great blessing
you will need it, you have been extra weird lately
[ that last part may not have been necessary to write out loud but alice is, as is known, Like This ]
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[He's pretty sure that's Alice's idea of a great blessing, anyway. Though honestly, after having had to clean the chunks of Sayo out of her own bedroom he's really not in the mood for meat lately, but that'd take more energy than he can spare to explain. Case in point, that question--]
i'm fine
[This is, of course, a lie. If he were anywhere near fine, he'd maybe have made a job about it being his duty as an adult to be weird and embarrassing to kids. But the humor doesn't really find him, today. It hasn't all week, really.]
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[ for one, if alice gave him meat then that would be less meat for her and that is not a sacrifice she feels willing to make currently ]
I am a well rounded young lady and I have [ she can't spell resources either ] lots of shit at my disposal
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well, see you then
[Not even going to tease her about what kind of shit she has at her disposal, apparently.]
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